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Enjoy.

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<i>I can finally smoke.</i>

3
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<i>It's so hard to find a place
where you can smoke these days.</i>

4
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<i>But</i>

5
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<i>Imoko-</i> chan <i>left for her school trip
to Kyoto today.</i>

6
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<i>Which means I'll be able
to smoke at home too!</i>

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I'm sorry, ma'am.

8
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We only allow e-cigarettes.

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Ma'am?

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We're here in Kyoto!

11
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Look, it's all gold and sparkly!

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- Imo-<i>chan</i>.
- Imo-<i>chan</i>.

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We're high school girls in our prime.

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It's a bit tough for us
to get excited over a temple.

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What?

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But it's gold!

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Gold is all she cares about now.

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I've got some ideas for improving Kyoto
to give it a little more oomph.

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<i>First, we gather all the temples
into one place.</i>

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<i>Hey.</i>

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<i>Doing so would prevent what happens
with a certain clocktower in the north</i>

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<i>that ultimately leaves
sightseers disappointed.</i>

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<i>That's way too disrespectful!</i>

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I'd like some attractions too then!

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In that case,

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{\an8}<i>we can have Nyantendo-themed parades
funded by foreign capital,</i>

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<i>or build a large VR facility and
recreate the Ikedaya Raid.</i>

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<i>Are you serious?</i>

29
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Kyoto is the heart of Japan,
full of history.

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You shouldn't twist it with your
modern-day sense of value.

31
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Okay, you say that, but...

32
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What's with those cat ears?

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NYANKAKUJI

34
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Apparently, Ashikaga Yoshimitsu
had a huge beastfolk fetish.

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What's twisted are people's kinks.

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The vibe is like Atami.

37
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What's wrong?

38
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Kyoto seems to have
a lot of smoking areas.

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It's a tourist destination that sees
tens of millions of visitors.

40
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The fine for smoking on the street
is 1,000 yen.

41
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Smoking on the street?

42
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Did you just think of your sister?

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What?

44
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Yeah.

45
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<i>I'm suddenly feeling anxious.</i>

46
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<i>There's nothing I can do
if Big Sis gets hurt or sick right now!</i>

47
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<i>And I can't count on Mom
to step up, either!</i>

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Imoko.

49
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We're on our big school trip.

50
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Why don't you leave
your family worries at home?

51
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You're right.

52
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Thank goodness
Kyoto has so many smoking areas.

53
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You smoke wherever you want anyway.

54
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You better pay me back the 1,000 yen
when we get home.

55
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<i>Chainsmoker Cat.</i>

56
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{\an8}Yes, let's go to Kyoto!

57
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Why Kyoto all of a sudden?

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Research for my manga work.

59
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I worked my butt off to meet my deadlines.

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Now, get in!

61
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{\an8}I always wanted to take a big group trip.

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So I took out a loan and bought a new car!

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You sure you should be spending money
like that?

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Don't worry, I just got the royalty check
for my book series!

65
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Plus, this is for research.

66
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So spend as much as you want.
My publisher's paying!

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- For real?
- For real?

68
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Booze.

69
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I want Kyoto cigarettes.

70
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Are you sure?

71
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It's totally fine!

72
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Just make sure you get receipts!

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We made it to Kyoto!

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Wow! The sky is so open!

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I heard there are height restrictions
for the sake of the scenery.

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I'm hungry.

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Okay, let's have lunch then!
Something that's very Kyoto.

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Why am I eating a beef bowl?

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You're the one who walked in here.

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I made a frugal choice out of habit.

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This trip's theme is splurging!
We're gonna paint the town red!

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NYANKEIKAN
HANAMEOWKOJI

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We'll go everywhere by catshaw!

84
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Extravagant!

85
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Are you really sure about this?

86
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CAT MASTER SHRINE

87
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{\an8}Time to draw our fortunes!
Buy as many charms as you want!

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I got Good Fortune.

89
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I got Future Good Fortune.

90
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I got Great Fortune.

91
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Let's see what I got.

92
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GREAT MISFORTUNE

93
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FORTUNE SLIP
NO. 666

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DEATH LURKS BEHIND YOU. BEWARE OF
NEGATIVE ENERGY AND CORNERS TODAY.

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{\an8}You can keep drawing until you get Great
Fortune if you're not happy with yours!

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That's not really your fortune then.

97
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I'm gonna collect them all.

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NO. 666
GREAT MISFORTUNE

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So this is the rumored...

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It's so high up!

101
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<i>That's weird.</i>

102
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<i>I should be having the time
of my life right now.</i>

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<i>So why?</i>

104
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<i>Why does it feel like I'm being beckoned?</i>

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Watch out!

106
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What?

107
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What's wrong? You were lying
about the expenses, weren't you?

108
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What?

109
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Don't worry. That was true.

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- Yay!
- Yay!

111
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- Duck stew, yeah!
- Duck stew, yeah!

112
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It's so good.

113
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It's infinite.

114
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Oh, my!

115
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Spin, spin, spin!

116
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<i>Look at her let loose.</i>

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<i>I bet she was really stressed from work.</i>

118
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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!

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<i>It's been a while since I've seen her
have so much fun.</i>

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<i>I guess it's fine.</i>

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Just so you know, we're casually visiting
a dark and spooky hallway tomorrow!

122
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Is that something people do casually?

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TORO NYAN

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Nice.

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Chain! Smoker! Cat!

126
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It's so much nicer
when those noisy folk aren't around.

127
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I warmed it up too much.

128
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Aru Neko...

129
00:08:02,648 --> 00:08:03,774
isn't here, either.

130
00:08:04,609 --> 00:08:07,653
I bet they're drinking at a traditional
Japanese inn right about now.

131
00:08:08,905 --> 00:08:13,576
<i>This is a video of a streamer
visiting a ruin.</i>

132
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<i>Apparently there was a murder here
20 years ago.</i>

133
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<i>That's scary, bro.</i>

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<i>Hurry up, you're on camera.</i>

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You don't see paranormal shows
much these days.

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<i>There's an altar.</i>

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<i>One of the streamers approaches
an altar in the corner of the room.</i>

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<i>Just then.</i>

139
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<i>Hold up, there's something behind you!</i>

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Could the CG be more obvious?

141
00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:44,357
It must be hard for the cast members
to have to react to that.

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Who are you?

143
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The apartment building should be empty!

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He startled me.

145
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Now then, whose room
should I stay in tonight?

146
00:09:01,332 --> 00:09:04,126
Whatever, I'm going to bed.
I'm just tired. That must be it.

147
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It's so quiet with them gone.

148
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Please,

149
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come home soon.

150
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<i>Senpai</i>, we're next.

151
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This pitch-black hall
is called the tour of the anus.

152
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The Cat Buddha lamented the beastfolk's
declining numbers, giving birth to them

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not only through the birth canal,
but through the anus as well.

154
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This hall was created based on this tale.

155
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There is a sacred beastfolk stone
enshrined inside.

156
00:10:01,684 --> 00:10:04,228
Please touch it before departing.

157
00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:06,439
I don't really get it.

158
00:10:06,522 --> 00:10:08,399
Who cares? Let's go in!

159
00:10:08,482 --> 00:10:10,693
Let's do everything that costs money!

160
00:10:10,776 --> 00:10:13,070
Six tickets! And a receipt!

161
00:10:13,654 --> 00:10:15,823
Sis, you're definitely acting weird!

162
00:10:15,906 --> 00:10:18,826
- Hold on...
- Safe journey.

163
00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:23,914
This tour of the anus, blah, blah, blah.

164
00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:27,251
Let's check it out.

165
00:10:27,335 --> 00:10:28,544
Sure.

166
00:10:31,839 --> 00:10:34,467
Dark places are so exciting.

167
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:38,471
It really is dark. I can't see a thing.

168
00:10:39,221 --> 00:10:40,139
Yeah.

169
00:10:40,222 --> 00:10:42,516
I know. We'll walk along the walls.

170
00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:44,143
Want to hold hands?

171
00:10:44,226 --> 00:10:45,770
I'm good.

172
00:10:46,395 --> 00:10:50,024
<i>So Imoko is the type of person
who gets excited in situations like this.</i>

173
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,902
Is it me, or does something stink?

174
00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:57,156
It smells like cigarettes.

175
00:10:57,239 --> 00:11:00,284
I can't believe someone would smoke
in a place like this!

176
00:11:01,285 --> 00:11:04,538
There's a pile of cigarette butts here!
I just stepped on it! Yuck!

177
00:11:05,122 --> 00:11:08,918
Wait, Imoko, I can see light over there.

178
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:10,795
You're right. Let's go!

179
00:11:14,090 --> 00:11:15,800
Look, Yomuko-<i>chan</i>!

180
00:11:17,009 --> 00:11:18,552
It's the beastfolk stone!

181
00:11:19,136 --> 00:11:22,890
"A humble stone believed
to have given birth to the beastfolk.

182
00:11:22,973 --> 00:11:27,978
In trying times, it becomes the vessel of
Cat Buddha, giving long-winded lectures."

183
00:11:28,062 --> 00:11:30,523
I can feel the appreciation.

184
00:11:31,023 --> 00:11:32,691
Could I use this for a story?

185
00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,152
The weight of history...

186
00:11:36,654 --> 00:11:39,740
The back is covered with marks
from someone putting out their cigarettes!

187
00:11:39,824 --> 00:11:41,075
You're right.

188
00:11:41,158 --> 00:11:43,202
What kind of chimney did this?

189
00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:46,122
Plus, I can tell they tried
to wipe it off secretly!

190
00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:50,835
Leaving such a mark behind
is indicative of their faults.

191
00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,714
There were tons of cigarette butts
on our way back, too!

192
00:11:55,798 --> 00:11:57,591
It ruined the whole experience!

193
00:11:57,675 --> 00:12:00,636
Apparently, smoking isn't prohibited here.

194
00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:01,971
But they shouldn't litter!

195
00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:05,015
I'd love to meet the parents
who raised them!

196
00:12:09,061 --> 00:12:12,606
{\an8}I felt like I just heard
my sister's voice.

197
00:12:12,690 --> 00:12:15,734
Yani, let's throw away our cigarette butts
at the convenience store.

198
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:17,069
I already tossed mine.

199
00:12:17,153 --> 00:12:17,987
What?

200
00:12:18,070 --> 00:12:20,531
MEANWHILE...

201
00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:25,744
I love getting to smoke
as much as I want at home!

202
00:12:27,121 --> 00:12:28,622
Here at Nijyu Castle,

203
00:12:28,706 --> 00:12:33,127
Tokugawa Yoshinobu declared
the Nyansei Hokan.

204
00:12:33,210 --> 00:12:38,007
There is a lot of beastfolk history here
that isn't taught in school.

205
00:12:38,090 --> 00:12:39,008
Question!

206
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:41,760
What's the Nyansei Hokan?

207
00:12:42,344 --> 00:12:44,388
It's the declaration where
the Tokugawa faction

208
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transferred ownership of the beastfolk
to the new government.

209
00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,395
Okay, let's head inside now.

210
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:55,024
The Nyado was very popular
during the Edo Shogunate.

211
00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:57,234
Here you'll find artifacts

212
00:12:57,318 --> 00:13:00,404
that once belonged to the Nyado master
Furuta Nyasuke.

213
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:01,906
Nyado?

214
00:13:01,989 --> 00:13:05,534
Since ancient times, beastfolk and humans
have had a close relationship.

215
00:13:05,618 --> 00:13:09,288
There used to be a culture of
dressing up beastfolk in special outfits

216
00:13:09,371 --> 00:13:11,707
and teaching them tricks.

217
00:13:11,790 --> 00:13:13,292
That looks problematic.

218
00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,629
Each one is valuable enough
to buy an entire country.

219
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:17,546
For real?

220
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:22,968
Apparently, the outfits with more exposed
skin would produce better sounds when hit.

221
00:13:23,052 --> 00:13:24,053
What?

222
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:27,640
Hit? What in the world?

223
00:13:27,723 --> 00:13:29,058
Yomuko-<i>chan</i>?

224
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,435
Follow me to the next area.

225
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,732
I'm glad we're allowed to film this.

226
00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:40,152
But this is what beastfolk history
is like, huh?

227
00:13:40,236 --> 00:13:42,363
We were persecuted to a sickening degree.

228
00:13:42,446 --> 00:13:44,240
What's with the string bikini?

229
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:46,575
Well.

230
00:13:46,659 --> 00:13:49,370
But things are all good now.

231
00:13:49,453 --> 00:13:52,081
You know, what doesn't kill you
makes you stronger.

232
00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:55,084
Isn't that convenient for you humans?

233
00:13:56,126 --> 00:14:00,339
These are wax figures recreating
the Nyansei Hokan.

234
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:02,341
What is he handing over?

235
00:14:02,424 --> 00:14:05,511
It's some sort of headdress.

236
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:06,720
Really?

237
00:14:07,513 --> 00:14:11,350
<i>After many beastfolk lost their lives
in the Boshin War,</i>

238
00:14:11,433 --> 00:14:14,436
<i>it is said they moved elsewhere
after the Nyansei Hokan</i>

239
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,815
where they still live quietly to this day.

240
00:14:17,898 --> 00:14:21,193
So they're like our ancestors?

241
00:14:23,153 --> 00:14:24,947
There is a stronger theory

242
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:28,117
that different groups of beastfolk
were hiding in various areas,

243
00:14:28,200 --> 00:14:31,412
and they were responsible for the increase
in their numbers.

244
00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,956
That sounds similar
to religious persecution.

245
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:39,086
These are the weapons used by beastfolk
during battles.

246
00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:42,965
Bamboo spears, long bamboo spears,
curved bamboo spears.

247
00:14:43,048 --> 00:14:44,508
Why so many bamboo spears?

248
00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:46,510
What about this bamboo spear?

249
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:48,804
{\an8}That's a meowing bamboo spear.

250
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:53,183
{\an8}It's a bamboo spear given to a beastfolk
who had achieved great accomplishments.

251
00:14:53,267 --> 00:14:56,520
{\an8}When you press the button,
it makes a cute noise.

252
00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,521
PRESS ME!

253
00:14:59,064 --> 00:14:59,899
Who would want that?

254
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:04,403
There is also the tri-meow spear
that boasts an even higher function,

255
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:07,114
<i>but after it was given</i>

256
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:09,909
<i>to the beastfolk leader called
the Battlefield Demon,</i>

257
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:14,830
<i>she disappeared with it after the war.</i>

258
00:15:14,914 --> 00:15:15,915
<i>Sniffle.</i>

259
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:19,043
It could make three different sounds,

260
00:15:19,126 --> 00:15:21,086
and even had an alarm clock function!

261
00:15:21,170 --> 00:15:22,004
Who would want that?

262
00:15:22,087 --> 00:15:24,924
Perhaps it was discarded
because nobody wanted it.

263
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,176
Chief.

264
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:28,761
What is it?

265
00:15:29,303 --> 00:15:31,931
My spear's been acting up lately.

266
00:15:32,014 --> 00:15:34,058
The alarm clock function isn't working.

267
00:15:37,937 --> 00:15:39,688
Good, it's fixed.

268
00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:44,693
{\an8}<i>-Chainsmoker Cat.
- Chainsmoker Cat.</i>

269
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Look.

270
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They're bowing and begging for crackers.

271
00:15:53,410 --> 00:15:56,413
They are. That's so cute.

272
00:15:57,623 --> 00:16:00,167
They're all swarming around me.

273
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,420
- Yani Neko! We should--
- Give me.

274
00:16:03,504 --> 00:16:05,923
Give me. Give me. Give me.

275
00:16:06,006 --> 00:16:07,549
- Give me.
- What is this?

276
00:16:07,633 --> 00:16:10,594
- Give me.
- I don't think it's a deer.

277
00:16:14,640 --> 00:16:16,058
They're giving her deer crackers.

278
00:16:16,141 --> 00:16:18,102
- More please.
- How disgraceful.

279
00:16:21,772 --> 00:16:24,400
- Stop!
- What is she doing?

280
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:28,195
She probably pretended to give it
crackers to get good footage.

281
00:16:28,278 --> 00:16:29,613
{\an8}Is it over?

282
00:16:34,243 --> 00:16:35,202
Hey.

283
00:16:36,370 --> 00:16:38,831
Those crackers belong to us,

284
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,083
you filthy beastfolk.

285
00:16:41,166 --> 00:16:42,710
{\an8}Who are you?

286
00:16:43,711 --> 00:16:44,795
I am

287
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the King of the Deer.

288
00:16:47,631 --> 00:16:49,466
This is our turf.

289
00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:53,303
As king, I will not tolerate
your insolence.

290
00:16:53,929 --> 00:16:55,472
You want a cracker?

291
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,976
Stop that. If you present that to me,

292
00:17:00,811 --> 00:17:03,313
my body bows automatically...

293
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,108
Yani.

294
00:17:06,191 --> 00:17:08,652
Where did she go?

295
00:17:08,736 --> 00:17:10,571
She probably went to take a dump.

296
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,246
Once upon a time,

297
00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:22,249
we were proud creatures.

298
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<i>Each of us had the intelligence and pride
to stand at the top of our ecosystem.</i>

299
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:33,385
<i>There was even a time when we fought
with you beastfolk for dominance.</i>

300
00:17:34,470 --> 00:17:38,223
<i>However, one after another,
we began to lose our intelligence,</i>

301
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:41,894
<i>until we finally devolved into beasts</i>

302
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:44,938
<i>pathetically begging tourists
for crackers.</i>

303
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:49,735
<i>We were once so much smarter
than you beastfolk,</i>

304
00:17:50,444 --> 00:17:51,945
but now,

305
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:54,782
I am the only one with intelligence left.

306
00:17:55,532 --> 00:17:58,994
What's more, each day I feel it
slowly slipping away.

307
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:03,207
I am jealous of you all.

308
00:18:04,374 --> 00:18:07,002
I'd rather not have this intelligence

309
00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:08,754
if I'm going to be the last one left.

310
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:13,342
You...

311
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{\an8}NEVER OFFER CIGARETTES TO DEER

312
00:18:23,310 --> 00:18:24,603
Beastfolk girl.

313
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Tell me,

314
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,691
<i>where did we come from?</i>

315
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,403
<i>Where are we going?</i>

316
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:38,534
Oh, no! My head is...

317
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:41,745
I feel my consciousness
slipping away again.

318
00:18:45,624 --> 00:18:47,918
Farewell, beastfolk girl.

319
00:18:49,086 --> 00:18:52,631
May your future be filled with blessings.

320
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:54,550
What?

321
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:06,311
CAT PLAYROOM

322
00:19:06,395 --> 00:19:07,688
Yani!

323
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:11,316
Where did you disappear to
when I was in trouble?

324
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:13,819
There was this really creepy deer.

325
00:19:15,904 --> 00:19:18,949
Are you all finished buying souvenirs
and ready to go home?

326
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:22,703
In that case,

327
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:25,330
we're spending the next six hours
driving home!

328
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:37,217
{\an8}I feel most creative in environments
where I can't draw manga.

329
00:19:37,801 --> 00:19:39,428
I totally get what you mean.

330
00:19:39,511 --> 00:19:40,971
You feel this weird dopamine rush.

331
00:19:41,054 --> 00:19:45,184
Exactly. Like that's the only thing
you can think about.

332
00:19:45,267 --> 00:19:48,270
I went crazy when I was in an environment
where I had no freedom.

333
00:19:48,353 --> 00:19:52,191
The pen I was writing letters with slowly
started looking like something else.

334
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,860
Next thing I know,
my arm is covered in black dots.

335
00:19:54,943 --> 00:19:56,069
Hello?

336
00:19:56,153 --> 00:19:58,697
Hello.

337
00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:00,407
I finally got through.

338
00:20:00,490 --> 00:20:02,868
Why didn't you answer any of my calls?

339
00:20:03,452 --> 00:20:07,122
<i>I didn't want to look at my phone
while I was on vacation.</i>

340
00:20:07,206 --> 00:20:09,625
<i>But thanks to that, I had so many
new ideas pop into my head.</i>

341
00:20:09,708 --> 00:20:11,460
<i>The Kyoto research trip was a success!</i>

342
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:12,878
<i>I'm very satisfied.</i>

343
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:14,963
That's good to hear.

344
00:20:15,797 --> 00:20:18,008
<i>I got a great idea
for the next development,</i>

345
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,802
<i>and wanted to depict the ancestors
battling in a flashback arc.</i>

346
00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:23,180
<i>Do you want to have an editorial
meeting now?</i>

347
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,852
I forgot to tell you,

348
00:20:29,353 --> 00:20:31,021
<i>your next chapter will be the last.</i>

349
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:38,904
That has such a cute pattern.

350
00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,157
Seriously cute. Is it for your mom?

351
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,325
No.

352
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:44,993
It's for my sister.

353
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,787
Apparently, it wards off bad luck.

354
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,538
That's heavy.

355
00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:51,041
She could die at any moment, after all.

356
00:20:51,124 --> 00:20:53,377
Okay, that's dark.

357
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:55,420
Whoa, look at that!

358
00:20:55,504 --> 00:20:57,047
There's a car that's flipped over!

359
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,674
I've never seen a flipped car before!

360
00:21:02,177 --> 00:21:03,178
Tatsuro.

361
00:21:03,845 --> 00:21:05,430
We're all okay.

362
00:21:08,767 --> 00:21:11,645
What am I going to do now?

363
00:21:11,728 --> 00:21:14,064
Looks like the police are
going to investigate the scene.

364
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,567
Right. Of course.

365
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:22,406
<i>- Chainsmoker Cat.
- Chainsmoker Cat.</i>

366
00:21:22,489 --> 00:21:24,074
<i>Chainsmoker Cat!</i>

367
00:21:29,621 --> 00:21:32,249
It's a beautiful full moon today.

368
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:34,626
<i>Who's mooning who?</i>

369
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,922
That's some nice stuff
you're smoking today.

370
00:21:39,006 --> 00:21:41,550
I bought it using the money I made
doing a dog walk.

371
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:42,551
I see.

372
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:44,845
<i>Wait, did she say doing doggy?</i>

373
00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:49,016
<i>What kind of conversation are they having?
I want to know.</i>

374
00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:51,226
<i>All I have to go on is mooning and doggy.</i>

375
00:21:52,144 --> 00:21:54,313
Wait, you did doggy after mooning someone?

376
00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,397
What now?

377
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:58,191
She went crazy
after her manga got canceled.

378
00:21:59,067 --> 00:22:01,153
That was just bad luck!

379
00:22:01,236 --> 00:22:03,697
We'll bring her good luck
with these Kyoto souvenirs.

380
00:22:04,239 --> 00:22:05,741
Did you say I need a good fuck?

381
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,534
Hurry up and get to work.

382
00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:37,958
{\an8}Subtitle translation by: Zensho Yamamoto

383
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THIS IS A WORK OF FICTION.

384
00:23:39,126 --> 00:23:40,961
UNDERAGE SMOKING AND DRINKING
IS PROHIBITED. DO NOT IMITATE.

